odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

signs secret abilities
  • aries: can write rlly cute poems
  • taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture 
  • gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
  • cancer: can decorate cakes really good
  • leo: photoshop expert
  • virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
  • libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
  • scorpio: super good with makeup
  • sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
  • capricorn: expert tree climber
  • aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
  • pisces:  can beat any and every video game

maidmarians:

The Incredibles (2004)

Rest In Peace Elizabeth Peña

supermoclel:

sometimes im like no but other times im like noooooooooooooooooooooooo

wangheo (aka actual puppies) moments [1/?]

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

hamhammers:

you told me to wait

wasteland-wanderer:

tenderp:

smooth motherfucker

Imagine how many times he hit himself in the testicles, knees, and ankles while practicing this.

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